I was contemplating burning all my dietary habits and going to get something really bad to eat. Like, really bad. Unfood, really.

For some reason, I decided to run my intended menu through the corporation’s food calculator. It’s this thing that lets you know what you’re getting into. The results:

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		serving size	wt. (grams)	calories	cal. from fat	total fat	sat. fat	trans fat	Choles- terol	Sodium	Potas- sium	total carb.	dietary fiber (grams)	sugars (grams)	protein (grams)
Chocolate Ice Cream Shake – med	20 oz cup	413	850	350	38	24	2	150	340	940	111	1	98	15
Onion Rings	4.2 oz	119	500	270	30	6	10	0	420	140	51	3	3	6
Seasoned Fries – large	5.99 oz	170	550	280	31	6	10	0	1200	790	60	6	1	8
Bacon Cheeseburger		338.1	1093.6	697.3	77.5	30.4	3.1	141.7	2041.3	541.2	53.3	2.2	12.2	46.3
5-to-1 burger with Cheese		285.8	686.1	374.2	41.6	16.1	1.6	71.7	1307.4	413.3	53.4	2.5	11.8	25.3
TOTAL		1036.9	3679.7	1971.5	218.1	82.5	26.7	363.4	5308.6	2824.5	328.7	14.7	126	100.6

I might have to go hungry.